Sunday, May 11, 2008
I noticed that more and more people from the 3rd sex are being hired here in our company. That's why it's getting a lot noisier here hehe I am totally pro gays. I love them to bits! Here in One Global, gays are always the life of the party. Even though we work long grueling hours they still manage to make it fun and exciting. I no longer dread oing to work each day, instead I look forward seeing them at work. We have this gossip time (like every 30mins) and laugh our asses out at their funny antics.
They always have something new to make pauso. Rampa lang ang mga bakla pag breaks and constantly looking for new hombres (good looking fafa's) na malalandi. We also have this thing at work that every Saturday we have breakfast down in the 7th floor (which is our company canteen where we get our food) and trade with the latest news there. Na-miss ko tlga un when I was on leave and now they are refreshing me with chismis that I was not able to make sagap when I was not around.
One thing I had trouble with before was their lingo. I get the usual gay lingos like chever, chuvaness etc. but it seems like their lingo and expressions are so ever expanding that I am having toruble keeping up with it. Much to my delight, Allan sent me this gay dictionary so I can understand them better. Now..gossip time is so much easier for me because i can now understand every word they say.
For those who are still lost in translation..these are for you!
It's kinda long but it's all worth reading it.
EXPRESSIONS
"Bona!" - Tanga! (Kasi it's not Promil.)
"Carry.", "Keri." - Pwede na.
"Chever!" - (Expression ni John Lapus pag natutuwa siya.)
"Chos!", "Charot!", "Charing!", "Charito Solis!"- Just kidding.
"Cynthia?" - Sino siya?
"Gravity!" "Rawr-rawr!", "Rowrr-rowrr!" - Grabe!
"Hello Waffer!", "Halloween!" - (greetings of) Hello!
"Imbay!" / "Imbyerna!" - Kainis
"In Fairview..." - In fairness...
"Juice ko!" - My God!
"Kape!" - (Mag-kape ka/siya/sila nang magising sa katotohanan.)
"Kebs!", "Kiber!" - Wala akong pakialam!, Deadma!
"Ligwak." - Lagot ka
"Majonga!" - Bonga!
"Malaybalay, Bukidnon!" - Malay ko!
"Malaysia at Pakistan!" - Malay ko at paki ko!
"Malaysia India Japan." - Malay ko
"Mars..." - "Mare..." , "Sistah..."
"Miss Malaysia!" - Malay ko
"Namaste!" - Naman!
"Plangak!", "Korak!", "Flangganah!", "Kaplang!" - Correct!, Exactly!
"Psychological!", "Psycholo!" - Kaloka!
"Sushmita Sen." - Susmaryosep
"Taruz!", "Kabog!" - Taray!
"Touchtone Picture." - Hawakan mo.
"Urky!" - "Kaloka!" (Sosyal version)
"Wa na splok." - Wag ka na lang maingay
"Wa-i na!" - Wag na!
"Watashi..." - Si ano...
"Wes datis." - Walang pera.
"Wes konowang." - Hindi ko alam.
"Wes piyok." - Quiet lang
"Wes taoshious." - Walang tao
"Wit ko bet." - 'Di ko type
"Wit!", "Wa-i!" - Ayoko"Wit!", "Wiz!" - Hindi!
PROPER NOUNS
Ace Sanchez - a top
Aglipay - ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )
Ana, Anaconda - ahas, traidor
Anita Linda, Aida - A.I.D.S
Ate Vangie - gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)
Ate Vi - atrebida
Backstreet Boys - cute guys sa likuran mo
Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya - masturbate
Bebang, Mayta - maid
Blusang Itim - mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor
Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis - makati malibog
Chabelita - chubby
Chanda Romero - tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman
Chiquito - maliit
Churchill - sosyal
Crayola Khomeni - iyak
Dakota Harrison Plaza - malaki tite
Debbie Gibson - give
Duty Free - maliit ang nota
Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing - state of feeling horny
Eva Kalaw - evak
Felix Bakat - bakat ang tite (sa brief or pants)
Girlie Rodis - babae
Givenchy - give, pahingi
Halls - tsupa
Indiana Jones - hindi sumipot
Janjalani, Pocahontas - bakla na palaging late o indyanera
Jennilyn (Mercado) - cheap, chaka
Joana Paras - asawa
Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena - umuulan
Julie Andrews - mahuli
Kelvinator, Kelvina - babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator
Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu
Lilet - bading na bagets
Lucita Soriano - loss na, sorry pa
Lucrecia Kasilag - baliw
Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez - talo, loss ang beauty
Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson - mahal
Manilyn Reynes - malibog
Miss Nigeria - negra
Murriah Carey, Morayta - mura
Nora Daza - magluto
Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. - oh, promise me, pangako, utang
Phil Collins - Philcoa
Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga - poor, dukha
Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci - mayaman
Rita Gomez - naiirita
Ruffa - laklak
Siete Pecados - tsismosa
Thunder Cats - gurang
Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones - gutom
Uranus - puwet
Washington D.C. - wala
X-Men - mga dating lalaki
Yayo Aguila - dyahe
Zsa Zsa Padilla - o siya, sige!
ANO ANG BAGONG TAWAG SA JOWA IN THE NEW MILLENIUM?
It depends.
Pag one-time hada lang: STUDIO CONTESTANT.
Pag more than once at frequent ang encounter: MONTHLY FINALIST.
Pag nagkaka-develop-an na: GRAND FINALIST.
Pag nagsasama na at ibina-bahay: LUCKY HOME PARTNER.
Pag call-in callboy: LUCKY TEXT PARTNER lang.
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